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+stant screaming ]
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+ Oh! Oh! Ah!
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+ It's the crow man!
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+ [ Crow cawing ]
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+ [ Belches ]
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+ Give it a second.
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+ Maybe he's taking it out
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+ to surrender.
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+ [ Whooshing ]
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+ [ Sword clangs ]
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+ ♪
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+11
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+00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,361
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+ He's anti-heroic.
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+ Run!
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+00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,496
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+ [ Feet pattering ]
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+ I don't understand.
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+ He's only one man!
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+14
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+ With the power
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+ of a thousand crows.
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+ [ Crows cawing ]
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+ Oh, oh! Ooh!
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+ [ Strained ]
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+ Good luck.
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+ Crows and owls
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+have always been at war,
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+00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:45,710
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+but why do you care?
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+ What's the point?
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+ Here's two.
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+ [ Grunts ]
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+ [ Cheers and applause ]
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+ Ha-ha! Yeah. Cool.
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+ Morty?
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+
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+25
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+00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:56,789
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+ Uh, h-hey, man!
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+
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+ Good to see you!
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+
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+00:00:57,858 --> 00:00:59,124
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+ [ Crows cawing ]
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+ Y-You're, like,
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+ looking, like,
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+
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+29
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+ into crows...still.
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+
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+ Oh, uh, two crows,
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+ you remember Morty.
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+
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+ Morty, two crows.
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+ [ Crows caw ]
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+
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+00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,399
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+It's good to see you,
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+
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+33
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+00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,667
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+but if you'd given me
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+more of a heads up --
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+
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+34
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+00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,535
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+ Well, I-I was just
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+ in the neighborhood.
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+
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+35
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+00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,270
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+ I-It wasn't like --
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+ It's just that
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+the battle for crows
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+
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+36
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+00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,006
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+is kind of never-ending.
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+
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+ Huh. Right.
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+
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+ A little pointless,
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+ then, right?
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+
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+00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,743
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+ That came out wrong,
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+ s-sounded judgy.
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+ Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
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+ Okay.
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+
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+ Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
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+ Looks like...
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+
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+ looks like they're
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+ leading you to a thing.
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+
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+ Take care, Morty.
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+
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+ You -- You too!
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+
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+ I-I'm doing good,
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+ by the way.
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+
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+46
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+00:01:29,824 --> 00:01:32,090
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+ Oh, my dad was gonna eat that
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+ yogurt you left in the fridge
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+
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+47
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+00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,091
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+ but I-I told him --
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+
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+ ♪
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+ ♪
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+ ♪
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+ [ Insects chirping ]
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+ ♪
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+ [ Rick belches ]
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+ ♪
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+ [ Indistinct talking ]
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+
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+ [ Thunder crashes ]
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+ [ Clears throat ]
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+ I'm looking for...
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+
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+ Crow Scare.
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+
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+ The scarecrow?
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+ The evil scarecrow?
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+
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+ Come on. Whoever gives him up
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+ first lives.
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+
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+ Fine, I can kill
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+ an extra asshole.
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+
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+ Helps me get my steps in.
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+
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+ [ Whooshing ]
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+ ♪
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+ Ah!
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+
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+66
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+ [ Clanging ]
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+
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+ Ahhh!
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+ Rick!
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+ Morty?
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+
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+ Wood?!
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+ Aghhhh!
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+
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+Uh, Morty, why are you
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+ now like 40?
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+
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+72
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+ Th-That's how long
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+ it's been, Rick.
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+
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+Oh, uh, I guess we can have
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+a drink together, then.
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+
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+ Do you have
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+ a rum and Coke?
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+
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+75
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+ What are you, 20?
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+
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+ [ Chuckling ]
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+ Oh, bless your heart.
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+
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+ Time be goin' by,
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+ don't she?
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+
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+ That's your reaction
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+ to finding out
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+
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+ you wasted
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+ your entire life?
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+
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+ I feel okay.
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+
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+ Well --
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+ well, what about me?!
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+
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+ Whoa.
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+ Excuse us, boys.
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+
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+ You don't wanna
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+ be here for this.
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+ [ Crows cawing ]
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+
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+ I thought if I gave you
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+ enough space,
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+
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+ you'd outgrow this...
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+ phase.
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+
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+ Here's your drink, poser.
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+
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+ Dad got sick, you know.
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+ Stage 4.
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+
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+ You would've loved it.
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+ Summer's a nurse --
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+ well, pretty much a nurse.
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+
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+90
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+ She -- She married
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+ a junkie.
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+
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+ Rick, come home,
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+
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+ while we still got
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+ a little time.
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+
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+ Morty, what we had
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+ wasn't healthy.
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+ And this is?
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+
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+95
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+ Y-You've had a thousand
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+ adventures with these crows.
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+
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+ When are you gonna
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+ kill their big bad?
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+
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+ First off,
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+the "will they/kill they"
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+
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+is everything to my guys.
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+
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+And second, [bleep] you
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+for trying to undermine
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+ my happiness.
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+
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+100
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+ This may be the last time
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+ you ever lay eyes on me!
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+I hope that's not true,
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+ Morty,
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+
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+because you look like
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+ s[burps]shit,
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+
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+ and this is not
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+how I wanna remember you.
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+ ♪
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+ ♪
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+
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+106
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+00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,843
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+ Crow Scare: Now that I have
|
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+ his two crows,
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+
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+107
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+00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,912
|
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+ nothing will stop me
|
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+ from eliminating Crow Rick.
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+
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+108
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+00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,581
|
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+ [ Crows cawing ]
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+ Don't defend him to me.
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+
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+109
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+00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,516
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+ I don't even get
|
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+ what you see in him.
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+
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+110
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+00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,117
|
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+ [ Crows cawing ]
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+ You're right.
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+
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+111
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+00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:16,121
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+ We should be enjoying
|
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+ the time we have together.
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+
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+112
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+00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,522
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+ Crow Rick!
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+
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+113
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+00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:19,123
|
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+ Oh, I-I know what this
|
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+ must look like, but --
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+
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+114
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+00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,993
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+ It looks like
|
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+my arch nemesis, Crow Scare,
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+
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+115
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+00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:23,528
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+ and my sidekicks
|
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+planning adventures together.
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+
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+116
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+00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,063
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+ You are hardly
|
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+ the victim here.
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+
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+117
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+00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,399
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+ I was adventuring
|
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+ with these two crows
|
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+
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+118
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+00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,568
|
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+ before you ever
|
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+ came along.
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+
|
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+119
|
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+00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,605
|
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+ [ Crows cawing ]
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+
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+120
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+00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,607
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+ What do you mean,
|
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+"using me as a rebound?"
|
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+
|
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+121
|
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+00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,009
|
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+ [ Cawing ]
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+
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+122
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+00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:39,544
|
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+You feel like I was using you
|
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+ as a rebound, too?
|
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+
|
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+123
|
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+00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,613
|
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+ Well, [bleep],
|
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+this lost all meaning.
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+
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+124
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+00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:42,947
|
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+I guess it could have
|
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+ been worse.
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+
|
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+125
|
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+00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,616
|
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+At least adventuring
|
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+ was just a metaphor
|
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+
|
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+126
|
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+00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,685
|
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+for romantic partnership,
|
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+so it's not a real break-up.
|
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+
|
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+127
|
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+00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,086
|
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+ Speak for yourself.
|
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+
|
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+128
|
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+00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,755
|
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+ We immensely enjoy
|
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+ each other's bodies.
|
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+
|
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+129
|
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+00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,090
|
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+ What?!
|
|
|
+ Ugh! No!
|
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+
|
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+130
|
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+00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,758
|
|
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+ Sounds like the man's
|
|
|
+ asking for proof.
|
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+
|
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+131
|
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+00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,560
|
|
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+ Let's show him, fellas!
|
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+
|
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+132
|
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+00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:57,029
|
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+I-I asked for zero proof!
|
|
|
+ Ahh!
|
|
|
+
|
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+133
|
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+00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:58,230
|
|
|
+ Zero proof!
|
|
|
+
|
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+134
|
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+00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:00,432
|
|
|
+ [ Whoosh! ]
|
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+
|
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+135
|
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+00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:03,602
|
|
|
+ [ Metal clanging ]
|
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+
|
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+136
|
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+00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:07,039
|
|
|
+I'm giving you free will.
|
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+
|
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+137
|
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+00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:09,107
|
|
|
+ Yah!
|
|
|
+
|
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|
+138
|
|
|
+00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,109
|
|
|
+ Crow Horse:
|
|
|
+ Submit to Crow Horse!
|
|
|
+
|
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+139
|
|
|
+00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,245
|
|
|
+ [ People screaming ]
|
|
|
+
|
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+140
|
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|
+00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:15,047
|
|
|
+ Whoops.
|
|
|
+
|
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+141
|
|
|
+00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:16,648
|
|
|
+ [ Doorbell rings ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+142
|
|
|
+00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,451
|
|
|
+ Rick?
|
|
|
+ Wubba lubba dub dub!
|
|
|
+ I'm back, pal!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+143
|
|
|
+00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:20,919
|
|
|
+ Jerry:
|
|
|
+Morty, who's at the door?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+144
|
|
|
+00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,721
|
|
|
+ Wait a minute.
|
|
|
+ I thought you died gruesomely?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+145
|
|
|
+00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:23,856
|
|
|
+ W-what the hell's
|
|
|
+ going on here?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+146
|
|
|
+00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:25,524
|
|
|
+ See, uh, the --
|
|
|
+ the thing is, uh...
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+147
|
|
|
+00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,659
|
|
|
+ Can you please
|
|
|
+make Morty 14 again, Dad?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+148
|
|
|
+00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,061
|
|
|
+ This is ridiculous.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+149
|
|
|
+00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:31,163
|
|
|
+ Okay, look, I-I may have used
|
|
|
+ an aging serum
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+150
|
|
|
+00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:33,398
|
|
|
+ to kind of emotionally
|
|
|
+ blackmail you a little
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+151
|
|
|
+00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,200
|
|
|
+ I kind of figured,
|
|
|
+ and I totally get it, Morty,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+152
|
|
|
+00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,869
|
|
|
+ I-I'm done
|
|
|
+ with the two crows.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+153
|
|
|
+00:05:36,871 --> 00:05:38,871
|
|
|
+ Like, they were super clingy
|
|
|
+and I'm ready to make this work.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+154
|
|
|
+00:05:38,873 --> 00:05:40,405
|
|
|
+ Let's just hit
|
|
|
+ the reset button.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+155
|
|
|
+00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,207
|
|
|
+ Well, no, honey,
|
|
|
+ not a reset, okay?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+156
|
|
|
+00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:44,943
|
|
|
+Tell your grandpa that
|
|
|
+you're worthy of his respect
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+157
|
|
|
+00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,811
|
|
|
+and you want to be treated
|
|
|
+differently from now on.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+158
|
|
|
+00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,213
|
|
|
+ I refuse to do that.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+159
|
|
|
+00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,481
|
|
|
+ I-I'm desperate
|
|
|
+ to get back together.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+160
|
|
|
+00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,015
|
|
|
+Just like his old man.
|
|
|
+ Don't worry, honey.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+161
|
|
|
+00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,284
|
|
|
+ That's just Morty's
|
|
|
+ middle age talking.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+162
|
|
|
+00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:53,686
|
|
|
+ He'll be less codependent
|
|
|
+ once we get
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+163
|
|
|
+00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:55,353
|
|
|
+ more of his life
|
|
|
+ in front of him again.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+164
|
|
|
+00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,555
|
|
|
+ Uh, I'd like him
|
|
|
+ to stay 40
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+165
|
|
|
+00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:59,023
|
|
|
+so he can keep buying
|
|
|
+ my friends molly.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+166
|
|
|
+00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,492
|
|
|
+ I'd rather
|
|
|
+ throw my vote away
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+167
|
|
|
+00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:02,160
|
|
|
+than use it to support
|
|
|
+ a flawed system.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+168
|
|
|
+00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,962
|
|
|
+ Can we make our first
|
|
|
+ adventure fixing this?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+169
|
|
|
+00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,898
|
|
|
+ I keep thinking about
|
|
|
+ lawn care.
|
|
|
+ Okay, buddy.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+170
|
|
|
+00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,566
|
|
|
+ Who sold you
|
|
|
+ this shitty aging serum?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+171
|
|
|
+00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:08,967
|
|
|
+ What did he look like?
|
|
|
+ Just like you.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+172
|
|
|
+00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,769
|
|
|
+ I-I got it
|
|
|
+ from the Citadel.
|
|
|
+ Hot damn.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+173
|
|
|
+00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:12,905
|
|
|
+ Hittin' the ground running
|
|
|
+ with a Citadel episode.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+174
|
|
|
+00:06:12,907 --> 00:06:14,806
|
|
|
+ See ya later,
|
|
|
+ masturbators.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+175
|
|
|
+00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:20,044
|
|
|
+ [ Muzak playing ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+176
|
|
|
+00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,180
|
|
|
+ Hi! I'm Citadel's new mascot,
|
|
|
+ Andy,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+177
|
|
|
+00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,715
|
|
|
+ because this place
|
|
|
+ wouldn't be home
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+178
|
|
|
+00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,050
|
|
|
+ without
|
|
|
+ Ricks "Andy" Mortys.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+179
|
|
|
+00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:26,985
|
|
|
+ Dumb.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+180
|
|
|
+00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,520
|
|
|
+Ooh, what happened to
|
|
|
+ this place?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+181
|
|
|
+00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,988
|
|
|
+ There's
|
|
|
+ a Morty president now.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+182
|
|
|
+00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,391
|
|
|
+ Aw, that's cute. They rebuilt.
|
|
|
+ They made it nicer.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+183
|
|
|
+00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:33,658
|
|
|
+ They made it Glendale.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+184
|
|
|
+00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,727
|
|
|
+ God damn,
|
|
|
+you are cantankerous.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+185
|
|
|
+00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:36,261
|
|
|
+ Even pooping hurts now.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+186
|
|
|
+00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,530
|
|
|
+Yeah, well, this place
|
|
|
+is gonna fix you right up.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+187
|
|
|
+00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,265
|
|
|
+ Okay, so, we've got
|
|
|
+ a standard Morty
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+188
|
|
|
+00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:42,200
|
|
|
+ that's been aged to...40?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+189
|
|
|
+00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,602
|
|
|
+ Can you reverse it?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+190
|
|
|
+00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:44,937
|
|
|
+ Well, if you look at it
|
|
|
+ like a bone,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+191
|
|
|
+00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:46,471
|
|
|
+ what we can do is
|
|
|
+ break his age in two places,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+192
|
|
|
+00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:48,741
|
|
|
+ remove the middle, and graft
|
|
|
+ its ends back together.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+193
|
|
|
+00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,542
|
|
|
+ Th-that sounds
|
|
|
+ really violent.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+194
|
|
|
+00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,277
|
|
|
+ It's not a literal bone,
|
|
|
+ Morty.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+195
|
|
|
+00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,612
|
|
|
+ Oh, okay.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+196
|
|
|
+00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,813
|
|
|
+ Ah, brace yourself,
|
|
|
+ the process does also
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+197
|
|
|
+00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,148
|
|
|
+ break every bone
|
|
|
+ in your body.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+198
|
|
|
+00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:58,750
|
|
|
+ Wait! Aah! Ooh! Ow!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+199
|
|
|
+00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,886
|
|
|
+ I like crayons.
|
|
|
+ Girls are gross.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+200
|
|
|
+00:07:02,957 --> 00:07:05,958
|
|
|
+ I-I think I feel
|
|
|
+ like myself again.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+201
|
|
|
+00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,225
|
|
|
+ Uh, you look
|
|
|
+ a little weird.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+202
|
|
|
+00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,961
|
|
|
+Your skin's all pink
|
|
|
+ like a baby mouse.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+203
|
|
|
+00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:10,695
|
|
|
+ I-Is that normal?
|
|
|
+ Probably.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+204
|
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+00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:12,030
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+ Uh, sign here
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+ for storage or disposal
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+
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+205
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+00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,498
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+ of the 26 years
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+ we removed.
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+
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+206
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+00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,767
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+ Wait, what?
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+
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+207
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+00:07:14,769 --> 00:07:16,100
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+ I ain't payin'
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+ to store 26 years.
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+
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+208
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+00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,502
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+ Well, then youe taking it
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+ with you.
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+
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+209
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+00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:18,837
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+ [ Rumbling ]
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+
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+210
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+00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,839
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+ I'm almost ready
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+ to sell out.
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+
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+211
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+00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,507
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+ Alright,
|
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+ what's disposal cost?
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+
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+212
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+00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:23,842
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+ [ Rumbling and punching ]
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+
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+213
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+00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,844
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+ Oh!
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+ S-something unfair's
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+ happening.
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+
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+214
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+00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,579
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+ There's no escape.
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+ No escape!
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+
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+215
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+00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,381
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+ Let me help you!
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+ This is not a good look.
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+
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+216
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+00:07:29,383 --> 00:07:30,582
|
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+Oh!
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+ [ Gunshot ]
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+
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+217
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+00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,184
|
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+ Oh, boy.
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+ Hey!
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+ They -- they shot me!
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+
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+218
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+00:07:32,186 --> 00:07:34,519
|
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+ You are seriously hurting
|
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+ the Citadel experience.
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+
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+219
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+00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:35,720
|
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+ Listen to me!
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+ Drop the gun!
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+
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+220
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+00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:36,855
|
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+ Death is coming
|
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+ for us all,
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+
|
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+221
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+00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,523
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+ and the Citadel is
|
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+a weapon of mass des--
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+
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+222
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+00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:39,992
|
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+ [ Gunshot ]
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+
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+223
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+00:07:39,994 --> 00:07:41,726
|
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+ Woof. You're about to get
|
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+ suspended with pay.
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+
|
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+224
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+00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:44,262
|
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+ Come on, Morty, let's get outta
|
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+here before this gets political.
|
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+
|
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+225
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+00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,865
|
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+ Oh! Was I...
|
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+ influential?
|
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+
|
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+226
|
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+00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,733
|
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+ Yeah, y-you were
|
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+ influential.
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+
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+227
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+00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:51,536
|
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+ Y-You had like seven --
|
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+ seven blogs.
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+
|
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+228
|
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+00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,405
|
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+ Tight. Oh.
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+
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+229
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+00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:55,207
|
|
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+ Ugh. Too late.
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+
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+230
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+00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:56,341
|
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+ Rick C-137,
|
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+
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+231
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+00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,610
|
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+President Morty requests
|
|
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+you join him for dinner.
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+
|
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+232
|
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+00:07:58,612 --> 00:07:59,944
|
|
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+ Whoa! S-Seriously?
|
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+
|
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+233
|
|
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+00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,346
|
|
|
+ You know I destroyed
|
|
|
+ this place.
|
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+
|
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+234
|
|
|
+00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:02,881
|
|
|
+You've been paoned
|
|
|
+ for that, sir.
|
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+
|
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+235
|
|
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+00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,483
|
|
|
+ Rick! Let's have dinner
|
|
|
+ with the Morty President.
|
|
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+
|
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|
+236
|
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+00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,485
|
|
|
+ Morty, the idea was to get back
|
|
|
+ to simple adventures.
|
|
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+
|
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+237
|
|
|
+00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,020
|
|
|
+ The Citadel runs
|
|
|
+ on canon.
|
|
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+
|
|
|
+238
|
|
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+00:08:08,022 --> 00:08:10,489
|
|
|
+ Okay. I guess things really are
|
|
|
+ just going right back
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+239
|
|
|
+00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:11,556
|
|
|
+ to how they were.
|
|
|
+
|
|
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+240
|
|
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+00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,091
|
|
|
+ Fine. I could eat.
|
|
|
+
|
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|
+241
|
|
|
+00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,560
|
|
|
+ But the second he reveals
|
|
|
+ he's evil, we're gone.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+242
|
|
|
+00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:18,831
|
|
|
+ [ Ominous music playing ]
|
|
|
+
|
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|
+243
|
|
|
+00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,965
|
|
|
+ I dunno. It tastes...
|
|
|
+ pretty good.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+244
|
|
|
+00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:22,767
|
|
|
+ Okay, let me know
|
|
|
+if you start feeling poisony.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+245
|
|
|
+00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,436
|
|
|
+Good to have you back,
|
|
|
+ buddy.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+246
|
|
|
+00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:26,371
|
|
|
+ Mmm!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+247
|
|
|
+00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,573
|
|
|
+ Sorry I'm late.
|
|
|
+ Never really ends around here.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+248
|
|
|
+00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:29,908
|
|
|
+Look at this, Morty.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+249
|
|
|
+00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,109
|
|
|
+They really did make a you
|
|
|
+ the president.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+250
|
|
|
+00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,644
|
|
|
+ And I hate 'em
|
|
|
+ every day for it.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+251
|
|
|
+00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,779
|
|
|
+ But wow!
|
|
|
+ Rick C-137.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+252
|
|
|
+00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:37,049
|
|
|
+ Now, that's a guy to move
|
|
|
+ your schedule around for.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+253
|
|
|
+00:08:37,051 --> 00:08:39,051
|
|
|
+ Not -- Not here to blow
|
|
|
+ the place up again, I hope.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+254
|
|
|
+00:08:39,053 --> 00:08:41,119
|
|
|
+ [ Chuckles ]
|
|
|
+Ha! Not unless you try
|
|
|
+ to keep me here.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+255
|
|
|
+00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,721
|
|
|
+ Ha-ha, geez.
|
|
|
+ Wouldn't dream of it.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+256
|
|
|
+00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:43,988
|
|
|
+ But it's amazing
|
|
|
+ you dropped by
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+257
|
|
|
+00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,924
|
|
|
+ because I was eventually
|
|
|
+ gonna hunt you down.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+258
|
|
|
+00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,860
|
|
|
+ There's the reveal.
|
|
|
+ Let's dance.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+259
|
|
|
+00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:49,461
|
|
|
+ Ha! Geez.
|
|
|
+ Rick, come on, man.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+260
|
|
|
+00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:51,596
|
|
|
+ The guy got elected president
|
|
|
+ by Ricks<i> and</i> Mortys.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+261
|
|
|
+00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,732
|
|
|
+ He's being really nice.
|
|
|
+All politicians are nice.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+262
|
|
|
+00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,467
|
|
|
+ He's a hot bag of peanuts,
|
|
|
+ isn't he?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+263
|
|
|
+00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:56,869
|
|
|
+ We've been through
|
|
|
+ a lot.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+264
|
|
|
+00:08:56,871 --> 00:08:59,003
|
|
|
+ A-And he does not like --
|
|
|
+ Serialized drama.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+265
|
|
|
+00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,939
|
|
|
+ Right, no drama.
|
|
|
+ Keep it episodic.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+266
|
|
|
+00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,140
|
|
|
+ Ricks never look back.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+267
|
|
|
+00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,076
|
|
|
+ Waste of a legend
|
|
|
+ in his case.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+268
|
|
|
+00:09:04,078 --> 00:09:06,010
|
|
|
+ You know he practically
|
|
|
+ built this place?
|
|
|
+ Wait, what?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+269
|
|
|
+00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,080
|
|
|
+And now you're running
|
|
|
+it squeaky clean, right?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+270
|
|
|
+00:09:08,082 --> 00:09:09,414
|
|
|
+ That's why you got
|
|
|
+ deformed Mortys
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+271
|
|
|
+00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,682
|
|
|
+ coming up
|
|
|
+through the sewer lines
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+272
|
|
|
+00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,150
|
|
|
+ talking about
|
|
|
+ hope and change?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+273
|
|
|
+00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,086
|
|
|
+ Fair enough.
|
|
|
+ Good clapback, Rick.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+274
|
|
|
+00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:15,620
|
|
|
+ What's the deal with that,
|
|
|
+ Mister P?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+275
|
|
|
+00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:17,021
|
|
|
+ I got a little project
|
|
|
+ going on.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+276
|
|
|
+00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,356
|
|
|
+ Required some
|
|
|
+ hands-on labor.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+277
|
|
|
+00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,425
|
|
|
+ It would require less
|
|
|
+ if you were willing
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+278
|
|
|
+00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,626
|
|
|
+ to tell me how one might
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+279
|
|
|
+00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,495
|
|
|
+ bring down
|
|
|
+ the Central Finite Curve.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+280
|
|
|
+00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:24,763
|
|
|
+ Alright,
|
|
|
+ time to go, Morty.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+281
|
|
|
+00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,030
|
|
|
+ I want to know
|
|
|
+ what he's talking about.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+282
|
|
|
+00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,165
|
|
|
+ Yeah, you've come
|
|
|
+ all this way.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+283
|
|
|
+00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,700
|
|
|
+ Can you give me
|
|
|
+ 10 more seconds?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+284
|
|
|
+00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,369
|
|
|
+ Literally 10?
|
|
|
+Because now it would be 6.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+285
|
|
|
+00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:31,703
|
|
|
+ Oh, I'm fine with that.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+286
|
|
|
+00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,305
|
|
|
+ Make it 2.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+287
|
|
|
+00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:34,773
|
|
|
+ One.
|
|
|
+ [ Ding! ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+288
|
|
|
+00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,508
|
|
|
+ Like I said, would have been
|
|
|
+ a big help for you to tell me,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+289
|
|
|
+00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,843
|
|
|
+ but I should have everything
|
|
|
+ I need from you now.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+290
|
|
|
+00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:40,245
|
|
|
+ Let me just make sure.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+291
|
|
|
+00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,381
|
|
|
+You can't scan an entire brain
|
|
|
+ over appetizers.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+292
|
|
|
+00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:45,918
|
|
|
+Oh, most of yours got scanned
|
|
|
+ a<i> long</i> time ago.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+293
|
|
|
+00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,452
|
|
|
+ You probably
|
|
|
+ don't remember.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+294
|
|
|
+00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,788
|
|
|
+ Check out season 1,
|
|
|
+ episode 9, Rick Heads.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+295
|
|
|
+00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,790
|
|
|
+ Excel[burps]sior!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+296
|
|
|
+00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,525
|
|
|
+ Evil Rick.
|
|
|
+ We kicked his ass!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+297
|
|
|
+00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:54,927
|
|
|
+ "Evil Rick."
|
|
|
+ I love it.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+298
|
|
|
+00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:56,328
|
|
|
+ Smartest man
|
|
|
+ in the universe,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+299
|
|
|
+00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,931
|
|
|
+with an ego so big you can
|
|
|
+just grab it like a joystick.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+300
|
|
|
+00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,865
|
|
|
+ [ Whirring ]
|
|
|
+ Looks complete.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+301
|
|
|
+00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,000
|
|
|
+ I was afraid I'd have to
|
|
|
+ kill every Rick
|
|
|
+
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+302
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+00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,201
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+ on the Citadel
|
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+ to get what I needed.
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+
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+303
|
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+00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,270
|
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+ You asshole!
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+ I vouched for you!
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+
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+304
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+00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,472
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+ He only came here
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+ because I asked him to.
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+
|
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+305
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+00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:08,807
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+ I'm sorry, Rick.
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+
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+306
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+00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,008
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+That apology and a screwdriver
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+ in my hand
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+
|
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+307
|
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+00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,676
|
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+ would be worth
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+ a screwdriver.
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+
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+308
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+00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,077
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+ You sellout Mortys kill me.
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+
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+309
|
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+00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,746
|
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+ I'd hate you more than
|
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+ the Ricks you worship
|
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+
|
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+310
|
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+00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:15,814
|
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+ if there was any point.
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+
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+311
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+00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,082
|
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+ But you can't help it.
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+
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+312
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+00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,683
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+ You were bred for it.
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+
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+313
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+00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:19,884
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+ Wanna see?
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+
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+314
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+00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,821
|
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+ [ Whirring ]
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+
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+315
|
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+00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,689
|
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+ You already know Rogue Ricks
|
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+ used Mortys
|
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+
|
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+316
|
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+00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,959
|
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+ to hide themselves
|
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+ from the Citadel.
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+
|
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+317
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+00:10:26,961 --> 00:10:28,560
|
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+ But you might not know
|
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+ it worked so well
|
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+
|
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+318
|
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+00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:30,094
|
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+ that the Citadel
|
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+ became its own
|
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+
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+319
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+00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,430
|
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+ Morty Market.
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+
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+320
|
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+00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:33,298
|
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+ And I'm sure you don't know
|
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+ how far they've gone
|
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+
|
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+321
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+00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,300
|
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+ to help supply meet demand.
|
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+
|
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+322
|
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+00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,101
|
|
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+ Sure, Ricks could
|
|
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+ scour infinity
|
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+
|
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+323
|
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+00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,703
|
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|
+ for naturally occurring
|
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+ grandsons.
|
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+
|
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+324
|
|
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+00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:39,972
|
|
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+ But why bother?
|
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+
|
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+325
|
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+00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,440
|
|
|
+ So much work.
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+
|
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+326
|
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+00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:43,575
|
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+ Such an admission of need.
|
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+
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+327
|
|
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+00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:46,111
|
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|
+ There aren't infinite versions
|
|
|
+ of our grandfather, Morty.
|
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+
|
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+328
|
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+00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,847
|
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+ He's an infinite smear
|
|
|
+ of one shitty old man.
|
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+
|
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+329
|
|
|
+00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,448
|
|
|
+ And he's attached to us
|
|
|
+ infinitely
|
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+
|
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+330
|
|
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+00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:54,853
|
|
|
+ through his weakness
|
|
|
+ and our forgiveness.
|
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+
|
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+331
|
|
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+00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,388
|
|
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+ This is why
|
|
|
+ we're with him.
|
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|
+
|
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|
+332
|
|
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+00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,090
|
|
|
+ This is why we're alive.
|
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|
+
|
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+333
|
|
|
+00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,462
|
|
|
+ What the [bleep]?
|
|
|
+
|
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+334
|
|
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+00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:04,797
|
|
|
+ Rick,
|
|
|
+ say this isn't true.
|
|
|
+
|
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|
+335
|
|
|
+00:11:04,799 --> 00:11:06,731
|
|
|
+It isn't the whole truth.
|
|
|
+ Both: Liar!
|
|
|
+
|
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+336
|
|
|
+00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,533
|
|
|
+ It's complicated!
|
|
|
+ I'm not busy.
|
|
|
+
|
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|
+337
|
|
|
+00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,335
|
|
|
+Okay, Morty, remember when
|
|
|
+ I said all I need
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+338
|
|
|
+00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,404
|
|
|
+ was your apology
|
|
|
+and a screwdriver in my hand?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+339
|
|
|
+00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:15,139
|
|
|
+Well, I forgot I literally
|
|
|
+have a screwdriver in my hand.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+340
|
|
|
+00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,476
|
|
|
+ I mean, duh-doy.
|
|
|
+I'm basically Inspector Gadget.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+341
|
|
|
+00:11:17,478 --> 00:11:18,811
|
|
|
+ Uh-oh.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+342
|
|
|
+00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:22,214
|
|
|
+ It's okay.
|
|
|
+ He's free to go.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+343
|
|
|
+00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:25,550
|
|
|
+He's the Rickest Rick.
|
|
|
+We'll never see him again.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+344
|
|
|
+00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,021
|
|
|
+ Morty, when you came here
|
|
|
+ for that serum,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+345
|
|
|
+00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:30,755
|
|
|
+ did you refill this gun?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+346
|
|
|
+00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:31,956
|
|
|
+Yeah.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+347
|
|
|
+00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,693
|
|
|
+ Oh. Ooh!
|
|
|
+ Holy [bleep]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+348
|
|
|
+00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,029
|
|
|
+ I only know one man that ever
|
|
|
+ hacked my portal gun,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+349
|
|
|
+00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:39,031
|
|
|
+ and it turned out
|
|
|
+ it was evil<i> you.</i>
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+350
|
|
|
+00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:41,233
|
|
|
+ Yay!
|
|
|
+ He's all caught up.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+351
|
|
|
+00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,236
|
|
|
+ Wait. Hold it.
|
|
|
+ Hold it.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+352
|
|
|
+00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,907
|
|
|
+ Who -- Who's that?
|
|
|
+ Time for Big Boy. Duck!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+353
|
|
|
+00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,510
|
|
|
+ Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
|
|
|
+ Ohhhhh!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+354
|
|
|
+00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:52,511
|
|
|
+ Does he like it?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+355
|
|
|
+00:11:52,513 --> 00:11:53,846
|
|
|
+ It's a metaphor
|
|
|
+ for capitalism, Morty.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+356
|
|
|
+00:11:53,848 --> 00:11:55,447
|
|
|
+ What do you think?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+357
|
|
|
+00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,982
|
|
|
+ Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
|
|
|
+ Ohhhhhh!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+358
|
|
|
+00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,051
|
|
|
+ Ohh! Ohhhhhh!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+359
|
|
|
+00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:01,253
|
|
|
+ [ Grunting ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+360
|
|
|
+00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:04,456
|
|
|
+ Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
|
|
|
+ Ohhhhh!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+361
|
|
|
+00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,058
|
|
|
+ [ Grunts ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+362
|
|
|
+00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,928
|
|
|
+ Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
|
|
|
+ Ohhhhh!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+363
|
|
|
+00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,563
|
|
|
+ Ohhhhhh!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+364
|
|
|
+00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,066
|
|
|
+ Rick: Yoink!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+365
|
|
|
+00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,669
|
|
|
+ You can't outrun your past,
|
|
|
+ Rick.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+366
|
|
|
+00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:19,271
|
|
|
+ Did you think my force field
|
|
|
+ would be down the second time?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+367
|
|
|
+00:12:19,273 --> 00:12:22,006
|
|
|
+ I was expressing disapproval
|
|
|
+ of your dialogue.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+368
|
|
|
+00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,876
|
|
|
+ [ Chuckles ]
|
|
|
+ Disapprove all you want.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+369
|
|
|
+00:12:23,878 --> 00:12:26,945
|
|
|
+Tonight, the quality of dialogue
|
|
|
+ stops mattering.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+370
|
|
|
+00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,882
|
|
|
+ Tonight, I do that thing
|
|
|
+ I want to do
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+371
|
|
|
+00:12:29,884 --> 00:12:31,416
|
|
|
+ with the curve thing.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+372
|
|
|
+00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,221
|
|
|
+ Loudspeaker:<i> Nobody leave.</i>
|
|
|
+ <i> Everybody stay.</i>
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+373
|
|
|
+00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,889
|
|
|
+ <i> Nobody leave.</i>
|
|
|
+ <i> Everody stay.</i>
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+374
|
|
|
+00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:41,493
|
|
|
+ [ Mortys screaming ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+375
|
|
|
+00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,628
|
|
|
+ Aaaaaaah!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+376
|
|
|
+00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,030
|
|
|
+ [ Gunfire ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+377
|
|
|
+00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,298
|
|
|
+ <i> Nobody leave.</i>
|
|
|
+ <i> Everybody stay.</i>
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+378
|
|
|
+00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,834
|
|
|
+ In uncertain times like these,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+379
|
|
|
+00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,036
|
|
|
+ I think it's important for me
|
|
|
+ to say, eat shit, [bleep] you.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+380
|
|
|
+00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,838
|
|
|
+ The drug companies paid for me
|
|
|
+ to say every word.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+381
|
|
|
+00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,173
|
|
|
+ I have millions of dollars,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+382
|
|
|
+00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:55,841
|
|
|
+ and I don't care if you live --
|
|
|
+ oh, God!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+383
|
|
|
+00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,843
|
|
|
+ Oh, [bleep]! No! Aah!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+384
|
|
|
+00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,978
|
|
|
+ And I'd just like to say that
|
|
|
+ prescription drugs are great,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+385
|
|
|
+00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,047
|
|
|
+ and you should buy them now.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+386
|
|
|
+00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,448
|
|
|
+ Morty:
|
|
|
+ What's happening, Rick?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+387
|
|
|
+00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,050
|
|
|
+He hacked the entire city's
|
|
|
+ portal supply.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+388
|
|
|
+00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,985
|
|
|
+Come on, there still might be
|
|
|
+one way out of here --
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+389
|
|
|
+00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,187
|
|
|
+ out the bottom.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+390
|
|
|
+00:13:08,189 --> 00:13:14,193
|
|
|
+ ♪
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+391
|
|
|
+00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:15,794
|
|
|
+ What do you think he needed
|
|
|
+ from your brain?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+392
|
|
|
+00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,463
|
|
|
+ I assume schematics for the
|
|
|
+ Citadel's dimensional drive.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+393
|
|
|
+00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,131
|
|
|
+ If he's gonna use it
|
|
|
+ to blow the curve,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+394
|
|
|
+00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,266
|
|
|
+ we do<i> not</i> want to be here.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+395
|
|
|
+00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,734
|
|
|
+ What is
|
|
|
+ the Central Finite Curve?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+396
|
|
|
+00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,135
|
|
|
+Q&A after our survival.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+397
|
|
|
+00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,337
|
|
|
+Hopefully we can snag some
|
|
|
+untainted fluid at the source
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+398
|
|
|
+00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,274
|
|
|
+ and get the [bleep]
|
|
|
+ out of here.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+399
|
|
|
+00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,909
|
|
|
+ Or not.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+400
|
|
|
+00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:35,614
|
|
|
+ Wow. I thought<i> my</i> capitalism
|
|
|
+ metaphor was on the nose.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+401
|
|
|
+00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,282
|
|
|
+ Ow! Oh!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+402
|
|
|
+00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,150
|
|
|
+So did you help build
|
|
|
+ the Citadel?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+403
|
|
|
+00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,552
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+Do you just lie to me
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+ about everything?
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+
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+404
|
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+00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,221
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+ Can't we just sneak
|
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+ through the cave base?
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+
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+405
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+00:13:42,223 --> 00:13:44,223
|
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+ We turned a new leaf, Morty.
|
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+We're back to simple adventures.
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+
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+406
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+00:13:44,225 --> 00:13:46,291
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+ It's not a new leaf
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+until you tell me everything.
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+
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+407
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+00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,027
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+ Morty, we really don't
|
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+ have time for this.
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+
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+408
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+00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:50,028
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+ The whole place
|
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+ isonna blow.
|
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+No, I-I don't trust you.
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+
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+409
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+00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,496
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+ I-I don't want to
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+ do this anymore
|
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+
|
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+410
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+00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,232
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+if I'm not gonna get
|
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+straight answers from you.
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+
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+411
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+00:13:53,234 --> 00:13:54,433
|
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+ God damn it!
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+
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+412
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+00:13:54,435 --> 00:13:55,701
|
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+ Here's my [bleep]
|
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+ downloaded brain, Morty.
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+
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+413
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+00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:57,102
|
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+ You want to
|
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+ jump the shark?
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+
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+414
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+00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,837
|
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+ You want to know my stupid
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+ crybaby backstory?
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+
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+415
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+00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,306
|
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+ Knock yourself out.
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+ Not -- not now!
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+
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+416
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+00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:08,179
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+ ♪
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+
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+417
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+00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,315
|
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+ [ Explosion ]
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+
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+418
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+00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:17,890
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+ ♪
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+
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+419
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+00:14:17,892 --> 00:14:25,731
|
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+ ♪
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+
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+420
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+00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:33,738
|
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+ ♪
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+
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+421
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+00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,440
|
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+ [ Explosion ]
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+
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+422
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+00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:44,717
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+ ♪
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+
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+423
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+00:14:44,719 --> 00:14:54,359
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+ ♪
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+
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+424
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+00:14:54,361 --> 00:15:03,701
|
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+ ♪
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+
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+425
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+00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:12,978
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+ ♪
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+
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+426
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+00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:22,554
|
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+ ♪
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+
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+427
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+00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:31,997
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+ ♪
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+
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+428
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+00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:41,640
|
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+ ♪
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+
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+429
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+00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:50,882
|
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+ ♪
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+
|
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+430
|
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+00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,951
|
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+ [ Whirring ]
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+
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+431
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+00:15:52,953 --> 00:16:02,894
|
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+ ♪
|
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+
|
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+432
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+00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:12,771
|
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+ ♪
|
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+
|
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+433
|
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+00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:14,840
|
|
|
+ [ Laughing ]
|
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+
|
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+434
|
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|
+00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:17,976
|
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|
+ ♪
|
|
|
+
|
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+435
|
|
|
+00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,645
|
|
|
+ [ Laughter ]
|
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+
|
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+436
|
|
|
+00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,581
|
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|
+ -Boo ya, Rick.
|
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|
+ -Nice one, Morty!
|
|
|
+
|
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+437
|
|
|
+00:16:24,185 --> 00:16:26,185
|
|
|
+ Whoa. Dead wife?
|
|
|
+
|
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+438
|
|
|
+00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:28,053
|
|
|
+ Yes, now everyone
|
|
|
+ can shut up about it.
|
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+
|
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+439
|
|
|
+00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:31,390
|
|
|
+Wow, Rick, I feel a lot better
|
|
|
+having seen all that.
|
|
|
+
|
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|
+440
|
|
|
+00:16:31,392 --> 00:16:32,657
|
|
|
+ [ Chuckles ]
|
|
|
+ Of course that's the case.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+441
|
|
|
+00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,594
|
|
|
+ In their minds,
|
|
|
+ they're the underdogs.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+442
|
|
|
+00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:38,063
|
|
|
+ And that's how
|
|
|
+ they justify this.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+443
|
|
|
+00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,199
|
|
|
+ [ Whirring ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+444
|
|
|
+00:16:40,201 --> 00:16:41,400
|
|
|
+ Rick: Morty,
|
|
|
+ I'm not responsible
|
|
|
+
|
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+445
|
|
|
+00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:42,934
|
|
|
+ for every [bleep]-up Rick
|
|
|
+ out there.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+446
|
|
|
+00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,069
|
|
|
+ They literally all
|
|
|
+ say that.
|
|
|
+
|
|
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+447
|
|
|
+00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,204
|
|
|
+ They all have that excuse.
|
|
|
+
|
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+448
|
|
|
+00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:46,471
|
|
|
+ It's part of their system.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+449
|
|
|
+00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,006
|
|
|
+ None of them have to be
|
|
|
+ responsible.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+450
|
|
|
+00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,408
|
|
|
+ They're all victims
|
|
|
+ of themselves.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+451
|
|
|
+00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:52,277
|
|
|
+Oh, it's so hard to be a genius.
|
|
|
+ Couldn't you just die?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+452
|
|
|
+00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,412
|
|
|
+ Well, what are<i> you</i>
|
|
|
+ doing about it?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+453
|
|
|
+00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:55,080
|
|
|
+ Jack [bleep]
|
|
|
+ I'm leaving.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+454
|
|
|
+00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,082
|
|
|
+ Do you know what
|
|
|
+ the Central Finite Curve is?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+455
|
|
|
+00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,683
|
|
|
+ They built a wall
|
|
|
+ around infinity.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+456
|
|
|
+00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,552
|
|
|
+ They separated all
|
|
|
+ the infinite universes
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+457
|
|
|
+00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:02,221
|
|
|
+ from all
|
|
|
+ the infinite universes
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+458
|
|
|
+00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:04,223
|
|
|
+ where he's the smartest man
|
|
|
+ in the universe.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+459
|
|
|
+00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:05,624
|
|
|
+ Every version of us
|
|
|
+ has spent every version
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+460
|
|
|
+00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:08,026
|
|
|
+ of all of our lives
|
|
|
+ in one infinite crib
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+461
|
|
|
+00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,762
|
|
|
+ built around
|
|
|
+ an infinite [bleep] baby.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+462
|
|
|
+00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:11,430
|
|
|
+ And I'm leaving it.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+463
|
|
|
+00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:13,164
|
|
|
+ That's what makes me evil --
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+464
|
|
|
+00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,633
|
|
|
+ being sick of him.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+465
|
|
|
+00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:17,436
|
|
|
+If you've ever been sick of him,
|
|
|
+ you've been evil, too.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+466
|
|
|
+00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,172
|
|
|
+Rick, did you really leave
|
|
|
+ the crows for me?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+467
|
|
|
+00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,509
|
|
|
+Or did you come back
|
|
|
+because they dumped you?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+468
|
|
|
+00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,579
|
|
|
+ There you go, kid.
|
|
|
+ Now you're Evil Morty, too.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+469
|
|
|
+00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:29,380
|
|
|
+ Sooner or later
|
|
|
+ we all are,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+470
|
|
|
+00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,450
|
|
|
+ on this side
|
|
|
+ of the curve.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+471
|
|
|
+00:17:31,452 --> 00:17:33,952
|
|
|
+ [ Whirring ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+472
|
|
|
+00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:40,592
|
|
|
+ ♪
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+473
|
|
|
+00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:42,461
|
|
|
+ -Ah!
|
|
|
+ -Ah!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+474
|
|
|
+00:17:42,463 --> 00:17:45,797
|
|
|
+ ♪
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+475
|
|
|
+00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,198
|
|
|
+ Don't worry, Morty.
|
|
|
+We still got a way out
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+476
|
|
|
+00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,068
|
|
|
+they never thought of --
|
|
|
+ Operation Phoenix.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+477
|
|
|
+00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,602
|
|
|
+ Doesn't that still mean,
|
|
|
+ like, death?
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+478
|
|
|
+00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:52,337
|
|
|
+Sure, but the joke's
|
|
|
+ on them,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+479
|
|
|
+00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,139
|
|
|
+'cause we just found a backdoor
|
|
|
+to getting off this rock.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+480
|
|
|
+00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,341
|
|
|
+ [ Gunshot ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+481
|
|
|
+00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,009
|
|
|
+ REROUTED.
|
|
|
+ REROUTED.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+482
|
|
|
+00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,746
|
|
|
+ A.I.:<i> Rerouted.</i>
|
|
|
+ <i> Rerouted. Rerouted.</i>
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+483
|
|
|
+00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,281
|
|
|
+ [ All screaming ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+484
|
|
|
+00:18:02,283 --> 00:18:05,350
|
|
|
+ <i> Rerouted. Rerouted.</i>
|
|
|
+ <i> Rerouted.</i>
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+485
|
|
|
+00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,153
|
|
|
+ [ Explosion ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+486
|
|
|
+00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,288
|
|
|
+ Oh, my [bleep] God!
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+487
|
|
|
+00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,256
|
|
|
+ Come on, Morty.
|
|
|
+ We gotta go.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+488
|
|
|
+00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:14,626
|
|
|
+ Evil Morty:
|
|
|
+ You can come if you want.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+489
|
|
|
+00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:16,428
|
|
|
+ Don't blame me
|
|
|
+ if you don't.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+490
|
|
|
+00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,430
|
|
|
+ Ugh! From where I sit,
|
|
|
+ Morty,
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+491
|
|
|
+00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,898
|
|
|
+ that's the best deal
|
|
|
+ on the table.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+492
|
|
|
+00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:23,702
|
|
|
+ I-I don't have
|
|
|
+ a real plan.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+493
|
|
|
+00:18:23,704 --> 00:18:26,237
|
|
|
+ [ Grunts ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+494
|
|
|
+00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,440
|
|
|
+ Thanks, pal. I-I'm glad
|
|
|
+ you ignored my advice.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+495
|
|
|
+00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,309
|
|
|
+ It's just as well.
|
|
|
+ I lied.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+496
|
|
|
+00:18:30,311 --> 00:18:32,111
|
|
|
+ That second seat's
|
|
|
+ a toilet.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+497
|
|
|
+00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:33,645
|
|
|
+ Oh.
|
|
|
+ Super dick move.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+498
|
|
|
+00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:35,446
|
|
|
+But weirdly kind of cool
|
|
|
+ to admit it.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+499
|
|
|
+00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,182
|
|
|
+ Geez, you guys really are
|
|
|
+ bred for forgiveness.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+500
|
|
|
+00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,917
|
|
|
+ Let's go.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+501
|
|
|
+00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:41,186
|
|
|
+ ♪
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+502
|
|
|
+00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,188
|
|
|
+ [ All exclaiming ]
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+503
|
|
|
+00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:48,594
|
|
|
+ ♪
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+504
|
|
|
+00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:53,532
|
|
|
+ ♪
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+505
|
|
|
+00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:56,601
|
|
|
+Say goodbye to the Citadel,
|
|
|
+ fellas.
|
|
|
+
|
|
|
+506
|
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+00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,804
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+ [ Rumbling ]
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+
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+507
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+00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:08,147
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+ ♪
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+
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+508
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+00:19:08,149 --> 00:19:17,889
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+ ♪
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+
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+509
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+00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,825
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+ [ Rocket fires ]
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+
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+510
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+00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:27,633
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+ ♪
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+
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+511
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+00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:35,174
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+ ♪
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+
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+512
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+00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:38,644
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+ [ Both screaming ]
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+
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+513
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+00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:45,584
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+ ♪
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+
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+514
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+00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:52,624
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+ ♪
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+
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+515
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+00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:59,665
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+ ♪
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+
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+516
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+00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:06,805
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+ ♪
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+
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+517
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+00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:09,208
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+ [ Sighs ]
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+
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+518
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+00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:14,713
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+ ♪
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+
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+519
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+00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,151
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+ [ Slurping and zapping ]
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+
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+520
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+00:20:19,153 --> 00:20:27,059
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+ ♪
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+
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+521
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+00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:35,034
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+ ♪
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+
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+522
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+00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:43,041
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+ ♪
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+
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+523
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+00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:50,982
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+ ♪
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+
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+524
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+00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:53,318
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+ Ooowee! Evil Morty.
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+
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+525
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+00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,853
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+ That was quite a scheme.
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+
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+526
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+00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:57,456
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+ Makes me wonder if there's
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+ an evil me out there.
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+
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+527
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+00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,658
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+ But I guess sometimes
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+ I look at my life,
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+
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+528
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+00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:02,727
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+ and I may not even need him,
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+ 'cause, well,
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+
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+529
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+00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,264
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+ guess I've made a pretty big
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+ mess of things myself.
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+
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+530
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+00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:06,665
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+ Ooowee.
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+
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+531
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+00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,800
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+ Never got my job
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+ at the university back.
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+
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+532
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+00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:11,336
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+ Remember that?
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+ Rick made me do karate.
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+
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+533
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+00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,738
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+ It -- It was kinda funny.
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+
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+534
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+00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:15,074
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+ But I guess things
|
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+ went downhill from there.
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+
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+535
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+00:21:15,076 --> 00:21:17,342
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+ Started isolating myself
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+ from Amy.
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+
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+536
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+00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,611
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+ Used to tell her
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+ everything I was feeling,
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+
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+537
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+00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,080
|
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+ but then I guess I stopped,
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+
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+538
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+00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:23,682
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+ 'cause I wanted her to love
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+ who she thought I was,
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+
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+539
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+00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:25,884
|
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+ not who I felt myself becoming.
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+
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+540
|
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+00:21:25,886 --> 00:21:28,553
|
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+ Ever think about how horrified
|
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+ the people we love would be
|
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+
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+541
|
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+00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,622
|
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+ if they found out
|
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+ who we truly are?
|
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+
|
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+542
|
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+00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:34,425
|
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+ So we just dig ourselves deeper
|
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+ into our lies every day,
|
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+
|
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+543
|
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+00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:38,029
|
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+ ultimately hurting the only
|
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+ people brave enough to love us.
|
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+
|
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+544
|
|
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+00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:39,631
|
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+ Wish I didn't do that.
|
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+
|
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+545
|
|
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+00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,767
|
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+ Wish I was brave enough
|
|
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+ to love them back.
|
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+
|
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+546
|
|
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+00:21:41,769 --> 00:21:44,636
|
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+ I don't know.
|
|
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+ Maybe you should try it.
|
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+
|
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+547
|
|
|
+00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,838
|
|
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+ We don't have as much time
|
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+ as we think.
|
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+
|
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+548
|
|
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+00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,040
|
|
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+ Ooowee.
|
|
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+
|
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+549
|
|
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+00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:51,310
|
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+ Man:
|
|
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+ Did you get any of that?
|
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+
|